You’re Still a Whore

You’re the one who, in 5^th grade, told me that if I put my finger in my mouth and move it in and out, I would know what it’s like to give a blow job…”just without the bone.”

You over there…you’re the one who had the idea to put the tiny organisms from the science experiment in the teacher’s coffee and then screwed said teacher after school.

And let’s not forget, you, the one who screwed your boyfriend at the office on the desk where I worked every single day, while your husband made dinner at home.

You are now the one on facebook who quotes bible verses and tags yourself at church on Sunday mornings. Really? I can’t look you in the eye without laughing. “Oh, I’m so different! I’ve changed! I don’t drink anymore and I don’t whore around and teach kids how to give blow jobs.”  Sure you don’t. "You’re a liar and a whore!" You have kids and don’t want them to grow up the way you did? Whore. It’s only a matter of time before they become little whores, too. You will be a grandparent before you’re 40 years old. Prepare yourself. You’ve been warned. Whore.



A special thank you to The Antisocial Club for the movie quote.