Can anyone explain to me the hoopla about this? Seriously.
Who fucking cares? These people are no more important than my neighbor or my
sister. A friend of mine recently wrote, “If I see one more story about a
famous whore/actress showing off her baby bump, I just might lacerate my
corneas with a rusty jigsaw blade just to alleviate the pain of this media
whore circus sideshow.” Ah, media whore circus sideshow. You don’t hear poetry
like that every day folks.
I just don’t understand why the second we hear of a
celebrity being pregnant (which no one really cares about in the first place)
we have to be on immediate baby bump watch with every damn news channel and
online magazine there is. This is not news people! How many years has it been
now that women have been having babies? Right. We know what a pregnant belly
looks like. We also know what women look like after they have their kids. We don’t
need a media show of the “hot mamas” (clever word play, btw, news dweebs). Move
on to better news like Rick Santorum calling President Obama the “n” word…or almost calling him the “n” word. He did
catch himself after all. At least that’ll get a good debate going at the water
cooler.
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