You’ll no doubt be happy to learn that not only can you
pick your nose and/or hold yourself up with your free hand, but your pee can now make sweet, sweet music in
this new urinal called…wait for it…”Guitar Pee”. The name alone speaks volumes
about the guy who invented this contraption.
It looks like a guitar and plays a distinctive arrangement
of notes each time it is used. You, yes you, will have your very own tune
played as you pee! That’s not even the best part. Brace yourselves. It will
also record your musical production and your pee tune – once you have flushed –
is assigned its very own number which allows folks to stream it on the Guitar
Pee website. Yep, that’s right. iPods everywhere will now have the unique
musical sound your piss makes downloaded on them. Ringtones will be dedicated
to your musical piss. Whores will come from all over wanting you to piss your awesomeness
all over them. “O. M. G! Your piss sounds just like Justin Timberlake’s!”
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| The ultimate peeing experience. |
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