Yep, underwear, for without it, everyone would have a nasty
rash from blue jeans and we really would know what it looks like in that fat,
hairy guy’s pants – you know, the one who always likes to wear the light colored pants
with the half buttoned Hawaiian shirt?
People who go commando – without drawers – are highly
disgusting people. The only time you should not be wearing drawers when clothed
is for bathing suits/trunks. The rest of the time you should pretty much be
wearing underwear unless you’re naked. In a perfect world, people would wear
underwear that actually fits and doesn’t stick out of the top of their jeans –
ladies, I’m talking to you with the thongs, guys I’m talking to you with
plumber's cracks (I realize this goes both ways, girls have plumber’s cracks and
guys wear thongs but that’s a whole ‘nother story). In any case, you should all
be wearing underwear and I’m thankful that you do even if it doesn’t fit well. Baby
steps.
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