Thankful – Day 13 – Manwich

Remember the old saying, “A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal?” It’s from the 70’s so if you don’t remember that one, how about the newer one for my  younger readers: “Make tonight a Manwich night!” Now you know. Manwich is the easiest shit in the world to make and what’s even better now is that they’re advertising that it has lots of veggies so you don’t even have to warm up sides. So, when you get home from a shitty day at work and your kids are annoying the piss out of you about dinner and the dog just shit all over the carpet, do this:

Stove Top:

1.       Brown 1 lb. lean ground beef (or ¾ lb. ground turkey) in large skillet until no longer pink; drain.

2.       Stir in one 15.5-16-ounce can of Manwich; heat through.

3.       Serve on hamburger buns.

Or this which is way better:

Microwave:

1.       Crumble 1 lb. lean ground beef (or ¾ lb. ground turkey) into microwave safe container.

2.       Microwave, covered, on HIGH for 5 minutes or until no longer pink; drain.

3.       Stir in 1 can Manwich; heat through.

4.       Serve on hamburger buns.

Then slap it on a plate and tell your kids to shut the hell up, put the dog out, and go let Calgon take you away.

Now that's a Manwich!